Pregnant
Woman Expecting Pig Baby Claims Boar Raped Her.Meet Angie Houston and
her now late pig baby daddy.The woman expecting to give birth to a big
baby anytime from now told an online news outlet that a 400lb wild pig
(boar) named Pete (pictured above) raped her few months ago after she
returned from a night of playing miniature golf
Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she expects to give birth to a baby pig.
“People
think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston
said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me? I wasn’t
wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years.
Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred
times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”
Angie’s parents are supporting her claims.
“Angie
knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she
hasn’t,” her father, Don Houston, said. “Pete’s always been an ornery
pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I
butchered Pete out. The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela
and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of
extra meat.”
Angie
has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the baby’s health
or get a sonogram to see what the potential “pig baby” might look like.
“I
just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie
said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it
just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be
the case.
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